Granted, red ring.
I wish I had the power of immortality, invisibility, telekinesis, command, telepathy, super strength, shadow manipulation, cryokinesis, pyrokinesis, flight, mind-reading abilities, camouflage, materialization, super-sonic speed, revitalization, resurrection, death, shapeshifting, libido, fertility, duplication, omniscience, mastery over all of the powers listed, the ability to grant others with such powers as well as to take them away, and bagels.
I dare you to try and corrupt my wish.