Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[lolicjj]

Granted, the world founded that they found tons of new words because of those 27' alphabet.
I wish for a better connection

[Tom Chunata]

Granted, but you're stuck with up-side-down-ternet

I wish for 

[joebob777]

granted, but you are so obsessed with  that you turn all of the pretty colors into 

i wish for tony romo to have a decent game today

[Kuross]

Granted. After he pummels his opponent in a game Go Fish, he loses horribly to the Saints

I wish Thanksgiving turkey was made of jelly beans.

[Blasting-Light]

Granted, but the sugar goes to your brain, making you think alot, making you create the badest Nuke in the world, destroy it, with yourself.

I wish for the next person to reply to stay alive.

[Blasting-Light]

Granted, but your face fills with pimples, so you get no girl for the rest of your life. Have fun!

I wish for Elements to never die.

[Kuross]

Granted, you get a "Miracle"


I wish I could get a coupon for a really big sword

[joebob777]

granted, you get a pop up of a really big sword

i wish the next person would use a granted response that has already been used.

[Wardead]

Granted, But I dont 

I wish for me to be less mentally unstable.

[joebob777]

granted, but as you are now extremely unstable, what you thought you said "I wish for me to be less mentally unstable." was actually "i wish my mental institution served gravy on my christmas egg" so i granted that wish.

i wish that thinking of wishes was easier

[Wardead]

Granted, But I did that months ago.

I wish for joebob to at least make some quality corrupts....not sucky ones.

[joebob777]

granted, but i make BAD quality corrupts now!!! 

i wish i could fuse  and  to make the ultimate  portal to the