Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[joebob777]

granted, but you drink so much tea you forget to breathe and eventually die 

i wish the person after me doesnt says something funny

[EmeraldTiger]

granted this makes you cry
i wish for more art ideas

[Ekki]

Granted, but they are terribly bad ones

I wish I could hack the pentagon using paint (as Chuck Norris)

[Kuross]

Granted. You get arrested for trying to paint a cartoon hole on the wall to gain access.

I wish butterfly knives could metamorphosis into a big buck knife.

[Wardead]

Granted, now he betrays you and you're his slave.

I wish there weren't that much K's in this forum.

[Nepycros]

Granted, but now there are twice as many Q's.

I wish I had powers over Aether.

[Nepycros]

Granted, but the server crashes.

I wish I could control Darkness.

[Wardead]

Granted, but that post suddenly gets lost.

I wish I was a mod.

[Wardead]

Granted, the post is "Topic Locked".

I wish I knew someone from the forums personally.

[Dogg]

Granted, but he is a psychotic murderer carrying a very dangerous infectious disease.
I wish to win a Mr. Olympia title.

[joebob777]

granted, but due to the massive amount of steroids you used to get your muscle up to win the award, you have a heart failure and must sell your trophy to have enough money for the procedure

i wish i bought the mr. olympia trophy

[SteppingStone81]

granted, but not being mr olympia you are too weak to support its weight and get flattened.

i wish not to wish.