Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[Nepycros]

Granted, but you burnt your son when you thought he was dead. Nice going, world's best dad.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Nepycros]

Well, in that case, I'll just have to grant my own wish. (this post doesn't have to count)

Granted, but now I'm so hyper, my atoms drifted apart.

I wish morningstar learned how to prioritize.

[Nepycros]

Granted, it gives you a stroke.

I wish the first time I read this thread wasn't such a short time ago.

[Wardead]

Granted, but now you suffer from severe Deja Vu...

I wish for a deja vu to occur right now.

[QuantumT]

Granted, but it only lasts for 2 seconds.

I wish for *looks comtemplative* world peace.

[QuantumT]

Granted, but now no one ever sends you emails.

I wish Windows would die.

[joebob777]

Granted, but the xbox bites the dust (i dont really mind)

I wish for the person TWO turns after me to wish for something CORRUPT for me

[sbluen]

Granted, he or she wishes for every cell in your head to turn into cellular automata unit. Your head is now a storage compartment for a giant game of Conway's Game Of Life! You can no longer think except in terms of theoretical biological systems!

I wish for an honest poilician to finally be elected, and possibly something even more corrupt.

[EmeraldTiger]

granted you get a wrist watch
i wish i could upload larger files

[joebob777]

thanx for stealin my reply emerald, literally i finish typing and hit post and it says you posted before me. meaner. (my reply would have been: granted but i use it to go back to the past and un-exist the time machine. i wish i was back in the present.) but i guess i'll deal with it.

Granted, you can now upload larger files as long as they are deleted immediatly after uploading.

i wish emerald tiger hadnt stole my wish

[Kuross]

Granted, except someone else posted ahead of you instead.

I wish kittens were a delicacy in the US.

[lolicjj]

Granted, but you found that US make a kitty army
I wish for everlasting tea-time