Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[Raptor6789]

granted. it hatched out of a fate egg once but you had no quanta to use it.

i wish earth's symbol looked less bland.

[artimies7]

Granted. Earth's symbol now is identical to entropy's symbol.

I wish for a new computer.

[Nepycros]

Granted, but the electrical outlet is too primitive to plug into your computer.

I wish somebody here had more posts than me in this topic.

[Alyzia]

Granted, you now have two forum accounts: one with more posts than the other.

I wish people would stop wishing for nymphs.

[Nepycros]

Granted, so the nymphs feel unloved and mug you for spare change.

I wish I knew what to wish for. TT_TT

[artimies7]

Granted, you want to wish for death and a Oty Devours you.

I wish for a crate of Electrum.

[chb369]

Granted, you receive an empty crate of electrum.

I wish that someone will post after me.

[Nepycros]

Granted, but I deleted my post, then resubmitted.

I wish for a cell phone.

[killybob]

granted. it's literally a "cell" phone.it's got a nucleus and all. it's so small you can't use it.

i wish for a tiny block of cheese that's of no use to anyone

[sbluen]

Granted, but you get stuck on frictionless ice. You can't even throw your block of cheese to get out it because your cheese possessed no mass at all.

I wish for there to be cards so that I can defeat false gods without even using an element.

[1world24]

granted but i ban you. i wish for a supernova to explode down the street with a barrier around my house so it doesn't more or get destroyed.

[ninjamaster1991]

granted, your house survives, but the resulting vacuum kills all life on the planet.

I wish for a smidgen of  .