Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[lolicjj]

Granted, now your house full of sweets while you must eat it.
I wish there's another forums.

[Raptor6789]

granted, but it's empty cuz didnt specify what's in it.

i wish i could conquer the world.

[chb369]

Granted, you conquered pluto.

I wish for greatness.

[artimies7]

Granted, you obtain great n00bishness.

I wish for mad elements skills.

[killybob]

granted but they are so mad you get sent to the crazy house because of them

i wish for santa.

[artimies7]

Granted, you get Santa's piss.

I wish for a date with a cute girl.

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted, it's Scaredgirl who dumps you.
I wish for a Leaf Dragon plushy.

[doublecross]

Granted, but the fallen elf plushy mutates it into a skeleton plushy, and you don't want it anymore.
I wish that my wish won't be granted.

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted, I use Scrhodinger's Cat's abilities to merge a reality where I did grant it and I never granted it.  Your wish has now been granted and not granted at the same time.

I wish for an Emeraldtiger plushy.

[ddevans96]

Granted, but EmeralTiger sues you for copyright infringment

I wish for to look less weird.

[doublecross]

Granted, but now every emoticon now looks like a normal smiley fact.
I wish for some smoked Gouda cheese.

[ninjamaster1991]

granted, its a charred mass of ash. Isn't that smoked?

I wish for a red nymph