Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[killybob]

you just said it. you are now dead

i wish to inherit everything you own

[artimies7]

Granted, but someone KEELS you for the million electrum that you now have.

I wish for my own planet.

[jippy99]

Granted, but it has no oxygen and you cant do anything with it.
I wish for... I wish for... A SKELETON!

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted. I mutate it.
I wish for a Photon.

[artimies7]

Granted. I lightning it.

I wish for a biiiiiiig clump of nothing.

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted, I cross-reference one of the CCG's I used to play and give you 100 copies of "The Nothing" card. You don't have the casting requirements and don't even know how to play the game though.
I wish for a Massive Dragon plushy.

[Pineapple]

It's a massive massive dragon plushy.
You die under the weight of soft, oh-so-soft fluff.

wish for teh lulz

[killybob]

granted but you lol so hard you asphyxiate

i wish for a dimensionally transcendental (bigger on the inside) mouth

[artimies7]

Granted, but your mouth is so big a black hole opens up inside it and you get sucked in.

I wish for a fluffy kitty that I can pat.

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted, it was my Schrodinger's cat.  He doesn't seem too happy...
I wish for a creature that generates Pie quanta.

[artimies7]

Granted, but the game doesn't account for PI, so it crashes with all the numbers and you lose your account.

I wish for a peanut butter brownie.

[killybob]

granted but God thinks it's disgusting and so destroys it and all the Catholics persecute you for blaspheme

i wish for a massive sweety