Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[Ryli]

Granted, it's mine. I do not want to share.

I wish for Pluto to collide with Mars.

[killybob]

they do, but on your head! (that's for not sharing )

i now wish for an enormous hat

[chb369]

Granted, but it is too big and heavy to wear.

I wish that the next person who corrupts my wish corrupts it in a good way. 

[Ryli]

Granted. Something happens, then I get rich.

I wish for the world to have better music.

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted, but a hacker then steals it all for himself.
I wish for CAKE! Also it can't be a lie.

[Raptor6789]

granted. i just threw it at your face.

i wish for better luck.

[gavsword]

granted, your luck increases by .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

I wish that I had tomorrow off

[artimies7]

Granted, but you have to spend your day off in a torture chamber, being served poisonous cake and acidic ice cream.

I wish for a Corn Muffin Ray, a ray that turns things into Corn Muffins.

[sbluen]

Granted, but now you have an invisible mouse infestation. That's right, invisible mice are all over your tables and floor, and are waiting for a chance to eat your cornbread from the inside out.

I wish I had a bucket of their invisible ink.

[ninjamaster1991]

granted, it kills any non-mouse that uses it.

I wish for 

[killybob]

granted but since you did not specify what you wanted it for it became   

i wish for an uncorrupted wish

[sbluen]

Granted, but it isn't this wish, or the next, or any wish you are ever going to use.

I wish to never die unless I say "I wish I was dead."