Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[918273645]

Granted, but you get banned for H4xxn.

I wish that I won the lottery.

[chb369]

Granted, but you lose the money.

I wish I had more wins than losses in elements.

[gavsword]

Granted. You're account is reset and you now have 1 win, 0 losses

I wish I knew chinese

[chb369]

Granted, but you forgot how to speak English.

I wish for cherry pie.

[jamesdyer680]

Granted, You get a facefull of cherry pie.

I wish I had a katana-minigun hybrid.

[gavsword]

Granted, it's completely ineffective as a weapon

I wish that mars was blue

[Ryli]

Granted, but you had to paint it.

I wish for paper.

[gavsword]

Granted, but it's REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY tiny

I wish people could get things done

[Nepycros]

Granted. Now, there's nothing to do.

I wish for a PS3.

[gavsword]

Granted, it's old, broken, and is full or corrupted files that take up all the memory

I wish This text was so small that no one could read it and this wish wasn't corrupted

[Ryli]

Granted, but you can't read it either. Your 2nd wish was not granted due to the 1 wish per post rule.

I wish for paradox to have dune scorpions (face it, he sucks)

[killybob]

granted but he sells all his towers. hes still rubbish

i wish for a rare card that makes you win automatically