Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[Seraph]

granted, but you accidentally eat it,

I wish I had the time to finish reading a book

[ninjamaster1991]

granted, you become immortal, then wallow in despair for all eternity.

I wish i could multitask better

[artimies7]

Granted, but you overload your brain with all the tasks you set out to do.

I wish for a narwhal horn.

[gavsword]

Granted, but then you are taken by scientist to be experimented on

I wish I had put 5000 USD on the Seahawks before last night

[artimies7]

Granted, but that action shifts the whole game into another plane of reality, and the Seahawks lose.

I wish I was magical.

[918273645]

Granted, but all you can do is create a
I wish I could make a

[scauduro221095]

Granted, but i steal it and all the plans for making it
i wish i was little and cute again

[ninjamaster1991]

granted, you turn into a mindless little kitten.

I wish I wasn't addicted to this.

[jippy99]

Granted, but you become addicted to another forum game.
I wish I wasnt posting here.

[918273645]

Granted, so you get teh BANHAMMAH,

I wish

[chb369]

Granted, because I feel like it.

I wish my Ruby Dragon is invulnerable to Paradox.

[Raptor6789]

granted. it got antimattered.

i wish i was more awesome at elements.