Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[ninjamaster1991]

granted, but your corpse travels there 1 million years later, so nuting happens.

i wish I wasn't out of wishes.

[scauduro221095]

Granted u have 1 wish but the grinch takes it
i wish i had $$$ to give 2 elements

[jamesdyer680]

Granted,I take all your money(100 euros at least) before you use it.

I wish I have 100 euros

[ninjamaster1991]

granted, you're arrested for stealing 100 euros.

i wish i knew how to work the forum things.

[Seraph]

granted, but WikiLeaks hackers manage to destroy your account

i wish i was sane enough to be asleep right now.

[ninjamaster1991]

granted, but you're TOO sane, so you never wake up.

I wish i had my account back from Wikileaks normal as ever.

[gavsword]

Granted, but then you get permanently banned

I wish ninjamaster1991 would stop trying to uncorrupt his wishes. (and also that uncorrupt was a real word)

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted, he gets banned... again.

I wish for PIE!

[ninjamaster1991]

granted, it uncorrupts all my wishes for me.

I wish for 

[Raptor6789]

granted, but it turns to 

i wish this wish was granted.

[gavsword]

granted, or was it?

I wish I could go back in time

[ninjamaster1991]

granted, but you never go to the time period that you want, and always go to the nearest deadly war.

I wish I had a wish-uncorrupting PIE!