Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[ZephyrPhantom]

granted, it now costs 0 .

I wish you'd stop bothering me.

Granted, I posted.

I wish for cookies.

[Nepycros]

Granted, they have mayo. (I've used the mayo thing waaaaay too much.)

I wish this wasn't my 100th post in this forum.

[lolicjj]

Granted, it was your very first posts (In reality, it doesn't)
I wish santaclaus would diet and cut it's mustache.

[scauduro221095]

granted, but he turns anorexic and cuts himself, so he grows a new beard to hide it
i wish for a beach in my backyard

[xBerzerk]

Granted, I release the Krakken.

I wish I weighed more than 50 lbs.

[lolicjj]

Granted, it less than 50.1 lbs
I wish i could have more butter

[Nepycros]

Granted, but there's mayo.

I wish this wasn't the 50th page of this game.

[scauduro221095]

granted its actually the 49th the first page isnt part of the game
i wish i was GOD

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted, but the False Gods  ban you from elements with a little help from the council.

I wish there was a lightsaber card that was balanced.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, but because it's cool, everyone uses it, which is mistaken for it being OP, so it's nerfed. Then nobody uses it.

I wish for a non-deadly, non-harmful penny.

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted. It's made out of cookie, which I steal and eat.

I wish for a number.

[ninjamaster1991]

granted, you now have unlimited rights to 327,620,427,476,384,083,648,471, but you cannot write, say, or think any other number EVER.

I wish nobody stole my penny-cookie.(see last post)