Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[Rutarete]

granted. but do to a recent fight in which you got amnesia, you forgot that you don't like chocolate

i wish i wouldn't get bored so easily

[ninjamaster1991]

granted, you died. There are many dead people to chat with now!

I wish i didn't have amnesia.(see last post.)

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted, you remember how painful it was to get hit so many times during the fight.
I wish to give ninjamaster a vanilla-frosted donut with sprinkles since he doesn't like chocolate.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, i take one from you.

I wish my best card idea was put in, unchanged and at a good level of power.

[Nepycros]

Good... But the rest of elements switches out with cards that all have counters to your card. And noone uses your card.

I wish I wasn't a meanie.

[ninjamaster1991]

granted, you're so nice, you give your kidneys, heart, lungs, and liver to research while you're alive.

I wish everybody used my card.(see last post.)

[jippy99]

Granted, but since everybody uses your card, people call it OP and it gets a major nerf.  Then, not too many people use your card.
I wish for some 

[ninjamaster1991]

granted, you get 1 .

I wish I had 15000 .

[Nepycros]

Granted, but your comp bugs out, and it requires 150000 to upgrade a single card.

I wish for a Vampire Stiletto that has the real ability to carry around and stab people with, and that I don't stab myself or have anyone play antimatter on me.

[ninjamaster1991]

granted, it does 0 damage and is untargetable.

I wish I could legally play as a false god.

[Nepycros]

Granted, everyone beats you.

I wish my Vampire Stiletto from earlier got a major buff, and remained immune to Antimatter and self-stabbing.

[ninjamaster1991]

granted, it now costs 0 .

I wish you'd stop bothering me.