Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[Rutarete]

Granted, but it's smudged with dirt
i wish i could meet Everything

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted.  Meet Everything! He's the word I just wrote!
I wish for candy.

[Sir Rebrl]

Good to know I'll live to be at least 89, anyway. XP

It's stale and gives you food poisoning.

I wish for a hover car!

[Rutarete]

Granted, but it's missing its main part needed to function
i wish trolls would stop spamming chat rooms

[Ryli]

Granted, they start spamming our forums instead.

I wish for nothing.

[Sir Rebrl]

You become nothing.

I wish for some really good fresh shrimp.

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted, it's raw.
I wish for 12.

[lolicjj]

You get 12
I wish there will be a new smiley

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted. The forums crashed while it was implemented so it disappeared.
I wish for 13.  And it can't be about bad luck (otherwise it'd be too easy to corrupt )

[Sir Rebrl]

You get 13 days of good luck in the rest of your life, and you never will know which ones they are so it's rather difficult to take advantage of them.

I wish for someone to make a wish that's difficult to corrupt.

[ZephyrPhantom]

You get 13 days of good luck in the rest of your life, and you never will know which ones they are so it's rather difficult to take advantage of them.

I wish for someone to make a wish that's difficult to corrupt.

Good one!

Granted. I didn't make a wish. Therefore it can't be corrupted. Someone else has to make a wish now, so we can get the thread going again.

[Rutarete]

I wish.... that america's system is no longer corrupt