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xBerzerk · « **Reply #528 on:** December 30, 2010, 07:15:04 am »

Granted, I'm now a woman.

I wish I knew what xkcd was.

Nepycros · « **Reply #529 on:** December 30, 2010, 07:18:46 am »

Granted, but now you wish you didn't know.

I wish everyone knew... that I am the decoy.

lolicjj · « **Reply #530 on:** December 30, 2010, 08:18:20 am »

Granted, now everybody doesn't care about you.
I wish I could hibernate

xBerzerk · « **Reply #531 on:** December 30, 2010, 09:03:14 am »

Granted, your computer's hibernation capabilities have been enabled.

I wish sleep was no longer a necessary part of any living being's cycle.

lolicjj · « **Reply #532 on:** December 30, 2010, 10:58:15 am »

Granted, now you wondering why inanimate objects snoring.
I wish everybody know elements.

Pineapple · « **Reply #533 on:** December 30, 2010, 11:32:32 am »

Granted, epic lag.
I wish I had a black elements hoodie with a

on the back.

lukce · « **Reply #534 on:** December 30, 2010, 02:00:06 pm »

Granted, but you don't like it and trash it

I wish I won trial of

, now that I signed up

Pineapple · « **Reply #535 on:** December 30, 2010, 04:20:51 pm »

granted, but you move to a place with no internet connection and you lose the title
wish i got aether master

lukce · « **Reply #536 on:** December 30, 2010, 05:01:35 pm »

Granted, but you suck and you lose your title

I wish for a monkey

Pineapple · « **Reply #537 on:** December 30, 2010, 05:41:08 pm »

Granted, it likes to throw its feces around in a festive manner.
I wish my propic's dimensions weren't distorted.

Sir Rebrl · « **Reply #538 on:** December 30, 2010, 06:00:02 pm »

Granted. It's contorted instead.

I wish for some temporal displacement to send me forward to 2080.

ZephyrPhantom · « **Reply #539 on:** December 30, 2010, 06:01:37 pm »

Granted. It's contorted instead.

I wish for some temporal displacement to send me forward to 2080.

Granted. You meet yourself, creating a TIME PARADOX.
I wish for a shiny card.