Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[Kuross]

Granted, you get the LotR triology

I wish for my two front teeth

[jippy99]

Granted, but they fall back out within 5 seconds.
I wish for team Underworld to win the war.

[xdude]

Granted, but all the elements team up for revenge.

I wish for the least votes in this topic.

Granted, but you're tied with everybody else for the first place. (with 0, DUH!)

I wish God existed.

[Nadrin]

Granted, but just as he begins to fall, everyone's TV's black out until he gets back up.
I wish for world happiness.

[nerd1]

granted, but they get knocked out within five seconds because of a bowling accident.
i wish for a tongue smiley 

[Wardead]

Granted, but the tongue falls off right from the mouth.

I wish for me having exactly 133700 score in Elements 

[Nadrin]

granted, but they get knocked out within five seconds because of a bowling accident.
i wish for a tongue smiley 

How does that make sense in relation to mine?

[WisperingWind]

Granted, but you sing so quietly that no one can ever hear you.

I wish that I knew how to get karma.

[Nepycros]

Granted, but noone gives you any.

I wish I wasn't awesome, because I clearly already am .

[Nepycros]

Granted, but due to unclear circumstances, your title and stature are given to Zanzarino. Thank you for using Dell.

I wish I could eat a bagel that tastes good and won't eat me.

[EmeraldTiger]

granted, but you are cast into a lake of fire
i wish i change form whenever i want to

[EmeraldTiger]

granted but they both right foot shoes
i wish i had a state-of-the-art computer