Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[7wavemaster]

Granted but its a fail stall deck.
I wish for no one to reply after me(and this wish is immune to corruptable side effects).

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted, but my dancing cat samurai comes and creates another time paradox, merging it with a reality where you forgot to add the immune to corrupted side effects part and therefore we can keep posting.
I wish a Kamietsu Plushy.

[7wavemaster]

Off topic:Well nothing went wrong so my wish is good .

Granted but it gets ripped up by a samurai cat.
I wish for a indestructable paradox proof endless supply of cheesecake that tastes really good and is harm proof, and bad taste proof, and no loop hole is allowed to be found.

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted, but Chuck Norris isn't affect by such things and eats all your cheesecake before you can even touch it.  Oh and btw the cat samurai magically fixed my plushy. *glomps plushy*
I wish for a Kamen Rider.

[7wavemaster]

Granted but he goes *Poof*.
I wish for Zblader to post after me.

[ZephyrPhantom]

You're good.

Granted, but then I cross my post out.
I wish for 7wavemaster to post after me, without using the same trick I did.

[xBerzerk]

Granted, his name has been changed to xBerzerk.

I wish people wouldn't use the dragon as their profile pictures.

[7wavemaster]

Granted i changed my profile to another dragon for a minute.
I wish people wouldn't use miracles as they're forum pic.

[Nepycros]

Granted, now they're all using elite phase dragons.

I wish I could stay healthy without sleeping for long durations.

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted, but you get so tired that you fall alseep anyway.
I wish for the very first wish of this thread to be granted again.

[Sir Rebrl]

Kamietsu is employed as a child laborer in China.

I wish for horribly corrupted control of the Earth.

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted, but the rest of the Elements forum become the magical heroes that take that control away from you.
I wish for a pony.