Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[lukce]

Granted, but those get mixed up and you get -^^.---^=-^^^^

I wish there was a deck with 3 ttw 

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted, but I don't know what ttw means and therefore your wish is negated. XD
I wish for a time paradox.

[lukce]

Granted, but then Paradox, the god, rules the world.

I wish for New Year

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted, but then Paradox comes and alters it so that New Year never existed.
I wish for a dancing cat samurai.

[jippy99]

Granted, but the cat was sent to kill you, which it does.
I wish to be one of the new LO's.

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted, but the cat samurai killed only a doppelganger of me, he was really one of my spies and kills you instead shortly after you become LO.
I wish for nothing.

[7wavemaster]

Granted but that samurai cat killed you.
I wish for a 아태.

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted,  but the request is mixed up and you get an 태아 instead.
I wish for ice cream.

[Sir Rebrl]

It's necrosis flavored. *shudders* Nasty.

I wish I could weebl-wibbl-wobbl and never fall down.

[Daytripper]

Granted, however you get catapulted into space.

I wish for a wish that is immune to corruption effects.

[Sir Rebrl]

You think up "I wish for this wish to go uncorrupted." Sadly you used up your wish trying to get that wish, so it's useless to you.

I wish for Vacuum Lungs for to breathe in the outer spaces.

[lukce]

Granted, but its the air of a dirty vacuum cleaner

I wish for a deck