Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[lukce]

Granted, you get your post deleted

I wish for a board

[lolicjj]

Granted, you get your board cut to half once you touch it
I wish i could grind FG easily

[7wavemaster]

Off topic:Hehe you has been ninja'd
On topic: Granted but you sold the deck you made to grind Fg's
                I wish that my wish wasn't changed.

[Nepycros]

Granted, but it is still corrupted.

I wish my cat would leave me alone.

[lolicjj]

Granted, a dog passes near in front of your cat and it came back to you.
I wish there's no more trojan virus on my mother's laptop.

[lukce]

Granted, the computer explodes

I wish I knew everybody's passwords on Elements

[lolicjj]

Granted, you can't remember anyone's id include yours.
I wish i can ride a car

[lukce]

Granted, you can ride a car

I wish I could remember all IDs

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted, but you got hit by a truck soon after.  You somehow get amnesia as a result of this.
I wish for a motorcycle.

[sbluen]

Granted, but your neighbor "barrows" is without asking and then falls off of it and leaves a bloody mess on it. You get it back and it works just fine, but it looks like you murdered someone with it now, and you can't get the blood off of it.

I wish for a lawyer to help me decide what to wish for.

[lukce]

Granted, but then you get envolved in crime and both you and your lawyer get banned from life

I wish I made forums

[einherjar145]

Granted. But it's in the secret section
I wish for ^^^^ wish but with =.=''