Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[lukce]

Granted

I wish I wrote another reason

[Nepycros]

Granted, but time locks you up when you finish your answer, and you are trapped in that exact moment forever.

I wish I could never die or feel pain, but remain active in the world.

[lukce]

Granted, but I corrupt your wish 

I wish I was god

[einherjar145]

Granted. But u r a fg in progress

I wish for 

[lukce]

Granted, but those turn out to be smileys (   8) ??? etc...)

I wish for a table

[Nepycros]

Granted, but it's made of styrofoam.

I wish for a catapult.

[lukce]

Granted, but it's a tiny toy

I wish for a bull

[Nepycros]

Granted, but due to spellcheck, you get a bowl.

I wish for a pizza.

[lukce]

Granted, its the tower of Piza and it falls on your head

I wish the tower of Piza was not a tower

[lolicjj]

Granted, it was a miniature now.
I wish I could eat 'tempe' everyday

[lukce]

Granted, then you get sick of it (I mean bored of eating that, dont get me wrong)

I wish for immortality

[Nepycros]

Granted, but your mortal body is destroyed, and you are just a spirit.

I wish for a water bottle.