Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[Nepycros]

Granted, but I use my ninja powers to delete his post and replace it with mine. Sorry, bro.

I wish I could have an internet connection so powerful (yet stable) I could run 60 tabs at once, and not have to worry about speed.

[nerd1]

granted but then its un-granted because i hadnt made my wish yet
i wish that the move function would either move right or i would win the game

[Nepycros]

Granted, but to accomplish one, you have to lose the other in such a way that you'd end up losing both.

I wish nerd1 wasn't ninja'd trying to reply to Morningstar's post.

[nerd1]

granted, but as i am nerd1, im not going to corrupt that, as i am the one who is corrupt 
i wish there was an an element named cheese.

[Nepycros]

Granted, but there's only one extremely weak card, and it is destroyed as soon as your opponent plays a card.

I wish I could list all my card ideas within seconds.

[nerd1]

granted, but since your watch is wrong, it takes an hour for 3 seconds to go by
i wish for 

[reberth]

granted, but your wish was inverted into 

I wish for an incorruptable wish.

[jippy99]

granted, but I already wished for that already.  The same wish cannot be repeated.
I wish for a wish.

[nerd1]

granted, but I already wished for that already.  The same wish cannot be repeated.
I wish for a wish.

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look at your own post before wishing that i wish  for
 i wish for bob. 

[lukce]

Granted, but you get a Jim.

I wish for infinite electrum.

[nerd1]

granted, but then you only end up getting that number multiplied by 0. i wish for poop

[Nepycros]

Granted, but since the above ticks me off, I steal whatever you wished for.

I wish people would stop making spoiler mazes.