Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[Nepycros]

Granted. You abuse your power, and your GF (if you have one) breaks up with you because you shapeshifted into various perverted objects to offend her. You have all those powers, but you're single.

I wish I had a girlfriend that wasn't ugly, wasn't totally dependent, was nice, smart, funny but not too comic to take seriously, and wanted to be with me without me having prior caused some arbitrary circumstances to make her like me.

[Nepycros]

Granted, they make a rule limiting you to one post per day, and you get a reduction of 1 for having the most posts in the forum.

I wish I could correct my earlier wish with, "... funny, but not too comic to NOT be taken seriously..." and not upset the flow of the forum.

[joebob777]

granted, ill give you a datailed schematic on how to build something to to make people unsee things after you fix your mistake, but you need some ice from pluto and a heck of a lot of gas from juptier, oh, and a second grade education. i am afraid you have none

i wish the people would stop posting just BEFORE me, happened twice just now. UGH

[xBerzerk]

Granted, they are posting before, at the same time as, and after you.

I wish for elements.

[sbluen]

Granted, but you only get the radioactive elements (polonium, astinate, radon, and so on) and die of radiation sickness.

I wish for anything but onions. I'll die happy as long as I don't have to see another onion.

[xBerzerk]

Granted, though you somehow fall in love with an onion immediately after having your wish granted. The onion pays no attention to you and you are left forever alone and curse yourself for making such a wish. Soon, you become depressed and tormented with possibilities of what you and the onion could have been. Emotionally unstable and filled with grief, you hang yourself.

I wish for more activity on this post. (It's already spam, isn't it?)

[lukce]

Granted, it will be locked

I wish for a ferrari modena

[1world24]

granted except i blow it up.(im evil like that). i wish for a cookie with sprinkles.

[Nepycros]

Granted, the sprinkles are made of crystallized Arsenic. Yippee! ^_^

I wish for a talking fish.

[jippy99]

Granted, but it can only talk in fish language, which you dont know.
I wish for an easier opponent than last round in war.

[nerd1]

granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that makes it look like you're cheating and you get kicked off the game.

[jippy99]

You have to make a wish as well