Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[Wardead]

Granted, now everything you touch turns into Skittles (Commercials FTW!!!!)

I insert Windows 7.

[WisperingWind]

Granted, but after 15 assassination attempts and a world (and aether) war, you commit suicide when finally surrounded.

I wish for Karma!

[Wardead]

Granted, You get BAD Karma XD.

I wish for an Insert button.

[QuantumT]

Granted but it's broken.

I wish for the following post to be funny.

[TheCrazyMango]

it is, but corrupt a wish 3.0 is started
i wish that i get accepted for deck helper

[Ekki]

Granted, but you can control it, so when you scratch yourself, you die.

I wish I stopped desynching

[TheCrazyMango]

granted, but after 1 game the server crashes
i wish to be as awesome as zanz

[nerd1]

granted. they have to document everything like government procedure.
i wish for this game to end right after this post with me as the winner (see how you can corrupt that without lying losers non-winners!)

[Wardead]

Granted, but I soon start Corrupt A wish 3.0 with you banned from it 

I wish for a wish for a wish for a goat.

[WisperingWind]

Losers, ouch.....

The game ends with you as the winner, but it is reset with your post gone as you called as you called us losers. (You were banned)

I wish the T50 farm list would actually be accurate.

[nerd1]

i called you losers because obviously, after that post you would lose.

[Wardead]

Granted Morning, its undone, but it causes a paradox and you're killed.

Granted whispering, its too accurate for you, and you soon have biting decks making you lose.

I wish for a second wish