Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[lolicjj]

Granted, you didn't lost the game but you lost everything.
I hope i can sleep well and wake up 2 hours later.

[joebob777]

granted, you wake up 2 hours into your dream after a wizard puts reverstime on you, you wake up with the dinos
i wish people would laugh that i dont relly have a trumpet

[Tom Chunata]

granted. You now have to cater for her.

I wish for no world hunger.

[918273645]

Granted. But it is plastic money.

I wish for PILLZ!!!

[Nepycros]

Granted, the pills are mutation pills. You spend the rest of your life allergic to any kind of pill in existance, due to your transformation.

I wish I could transform into something (male) that wasn't an abomination, and didn't resemble anyone famous.

[brettbstock]

Granted. You are a bug. Well, you were, until someone squished you... eew...

I wish my school would let out for break tomorrow.

[xBerzerk]

Granted, you have 6 hours of break. The rest of that time is me being generous.

I wish for abundance.

[joebob777]

Granted, you get an abundance of poison in your diet and you have aproximately meeh . . . 15 seconds left . . . Good Bye!

i wish for something that the granter gets to make up . . . . yeeah im taking that risk

[Nepycros]

Granted. You're dead. Your Friends are dead. Your f****** pets are being skinned alive. Your mom's a f****** w***. The whole world hates you. You're going to hell. Live with it. Game over. -AVGN

Joebob knows what that's from. It's only fitting.

I wish I didn't know that quote.

[lolicjj]

Granted, you now know all spoiler.
I wish they didn't cut my face to half.

[lukce]

Granted. But you wont be able to fly.

I wish I was a moderator...

[lolicjj]

Granted, it was only lasts a second (tick).
I wish there will be more people advertise elements.