Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[joebob777]

granted, but unfortunatly, they only dub it in egyptian and make it illegal to sub

i wish i knew japaneese

[Nepycros]

Granted, but now Japanese has been updated to Neo-Japanese, and you have no idea what the new forms of Japanese words are.

I wish I had a better corruption for that. -_-

[joebob777]

granted, but unfortunatly it cost $5.00 every time you want a better reply, and that is with a 50% off coupon

i wish that i had the golden touch (everything i touch turns to gold, only running water cures it)

[Nepycros]

Granted. You forget about it and end up with a golden eyeball when a speck got caught in your eye.

I wish I remembered to make a wish.

[joebob777]

granted, to help you more in your short term memory loss, i changed it to long term memory loss, you have now forgotten your name

i wish i didnt have band at 7 in the morning D;

[xBerzerk]

Granted, your band practice is now at 4 AM.
..with preschoolers.
..that are teaching you.
..how to dodge wads of paper thrown at your head.
..but you are too drowsy to dodge.
You're now covered in paper and sleepy. Hooray.

I wish for a world in chaos.

[joebob777]

granted, the radio ads now change songs every .1 seconds YAY!

i wish for some super-special-awesome christmas presents filled with money so i can screw the rules with my BROOKLYN RAGE!!! Nyeh~ (obvious youtube series reference  )

[butcaa]

granted but the money is fake and you get arrested
i wish for this game to be archived

[joebob777]

granted, it is archived in the guinea pig book of world's crappiest online-children's-card-games

i wish my trumpet werent broken

[lolicjj]

granted, but all wind instrument other than trumpet is crashed.
I wish there's no other test in my school.

[xBerzerk]

Granted, yours will be the only one.

I wish all of the following smilies to be void of all meaning.

[Tom Chunata]

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I wish I hadn't lost the game.