Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[lolicjj]

Granted, but photon has 50 | 0 for Christmas.
I wish spark and photon going to honeymoon.

[Nepycros]

Granted, you're the godfather for the baby Explosion they make.

[Blasting-Light]

Granted, but the Woodpecker pecks your face, making you face fill of holes, Good luck getting a GF! 

I wish the person that grants my wish stays alive forever.

[Dogg]

Granted, but you have to pay for it.
I wish to have my own gym.

[Nepycros]

Granted, a dumbbell falls on your throat... you live, but you just have to breathe out of a hole in your throat.

I wish I could remember to make wishes after granting these wishes.

[joebob777]

granted, but your wishes suck

i wish for a coke

[Nepycros]

Granted, you get cops swarming over your house in a drug bust.

I wish I had a cookie... made of awesomeness (and noone could steal it).

[joebob777]

granted, but the baker is retarded and bakes you a muffin

i wish i got nepycros's missing cookie and that no one could steal it either

[PlayerOa]

Granted, but the cookie is missed and you can't find it.

I wish that I could rob the bank of Elements.

[Nepycros]

Granted, you leave with $3.50.

I wish I had $3.50.

[Blasting-Light]

Granted, but you spend it on a piece of pizza. (I hope you know how to share)

I wish for nothing.

[joebob777]

granted, but as nothing is a word is therefore technically something, you get something

i wish for corrupt a wish 3.0 to come with a new twist ( and not that i am band from the topic tyvm)