Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[joebob777]

granted, but you get assassinated during the man-who-owns-the-world inaugeration

i wish for the next person to wish for me to get an ipad and doesnt say, and i quote, "granted, but i dont"

[-Levi-]

Granted, but you soon realize the fulfillment of your life lies within being a hermit and living up in the mountains
(yes, without cellphones, computers or anything trying to be both at the same time)

I wish to be able to gain all the advantages of 8 hours of sleep with a two minute nap.

[Ekki]

Granted, you now don't know what to do with your free time

I wish this thread wasn't just 20 pages of spam

[EmeraldTiger]

granted but it will soon be 21 pages of spam
i wish the art class forum would start soon

[ddevans96]

Granted, but it's locked due to lack of activity.

I wish for a large ham and cheese sandwich.

[Nepycros]

Granted, but they put on mayo.

I wish there weren't advertisements at the bottom of each forum page.

[Nepycros]

Granted, but they put on mayo ( ;P )

I wish I wasn't bad at corrupting wishes.

[xBerzerk]

Granted, but you have no more wishes to corrupt.

I wish they put on mayo.

[Nepycros]

Granted, but I scold you.

I wish real life objects could be photoshopped.

[xBerzerk]

Granted, but you're suddenly Photoshop illiterate. (I completely agree with your wish, though..)

I wish for an African-American president.

[1world24]

granted, except they get bombed.i wish to have everyone leave this forum for dead.

[xBerzerk]

Granted, there's a new Elements forum elsewhere.

I wish Spark had -50 attack as an April Fool's joke.