Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[Wardead]

Granted, but I do.

I wish I was an astronaut. (Someone PLZ do a thoughtful and not random corrupt. This game is getting boring when your wishes are getting corrupt by a random reason.)

[1world24]

granted, you do become an astronaut but when you are in space a meteor hits you and you die.i wish to have anyone but wardead respond.

[Wardead]

Granted, but I don't reply to you, I reply to the thread.

I wish for a yo-yo

[Nepycros]

Granted, it flies back and hits you in the face.

I wish I wasn't dead.

[joebob777]

granted, but seeing how pointless that wish was, i give in to the urge not to corrupt

i wish fall break lasted longer (less then 2 days left  )

[1world24]

granter, except you are sick during the fall break.i wish to lead team fire to victory in war 3

[Nepycros]

Granted, but they mutiny you and you get swarmed by infinite fire rushes.

I wish I wasn't alive.

[joebob777]

granted, but how am i not s'possed to be depressed if you took all of my antidepressents sheesh!

i wish for another eye on a mat (refer to previous pages of this topic) my dog tore my old one up

[1world24]

granted, except you dog ate the new one. i wish for a dollar(which i don't care about)

[joebob777]

granted, but seeing as you dont care, i stole it and used it to buy a drink.

i wish my drink had ice

[Nepycros]

Granted, but the ice melts. Awwww.

I wish I was famous.

[joebob777]

granted, you are so famous that a crazy fan shoots you to get your attention, unfortunatly, he hit your heart

i wish i could time travel