Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[Nepycros]

Granted, you now have access to a 15-pixel picture of what looks like a pair of wings.

I wish I wasn't bored.

[joebob777]

granted, but you find out that to not be bored, you need another wish, making you bored again

i wish microsoft sony and nintendo would combine to make a super console

[Nepycros]

Granted, you can't afford it.

I wish that joebob's answers didn't involve either just killing someone off, or just reverting back to the original form, such as me becoming bored again ('cause it's starting to tick me off. Originality is A+ in this game.) and that he'd really have a fun way of corrupting wishes.

[Nepycros]

Granted, so the guy who's in charge of comes and slaps you.

I wish what I just said makes sense.

[joebob777]

granted, but as i now have no ORIGINALITY i cant corrupt it 

i wish the previous few posts didnt depress me

[Nepycros]

Granted, but what am I supposed to do with these anti-depressants now?

I wish wishes weren't as wishful.

[joebob777]

granted, now all wishes must only by for the wisher (is that even a word) wishful thinking (insert punny smile) 

i wish my antidpressents made everything look likee a smiley face 

[Tom Chunata]

Granted, but the smiley faces make you even more depressed.

I wish I had more an IV of neverending Vicodin.

[Nepycros]

Granted, but now you have to carry another bag of aspirin.

I wish I knew what Vicodin was. :S

[1world24]

granted except your mind blew up searching for the definition                                                        i wish to have a penny

[Wardead]

Granted, Sadly I can't tell you since I don't know

I wish to know SG's true indentity.

[1world24]

granted except she calls the cops on you. i wish the next post would have no idea what to write.