Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[Nepycros]

Granted, you are a ninja (bunny) assassin... your first mission, kill the Wolf Clan. Good luck.

I wish Crusader could Endow himself with morningstar.

[Nepycros]

Granted, but Crusader steals your weapon. XD

I wish I was master of Darkness and Gravity.

[joebob777]

granted, you can increase the gravitational pull enough to turn off all of the light switches in the world.

i wish that someone would join the online-childrens-card-game side with me and use our combined power to take down the FALSE GOD (que evil laugh)

[joebob777]

granted, but he died so epically that the computer blew up after typing (in the book) and the camera blew up after filming

i wish that son of neptune would be out sooner

[Time_lord_victorius]

granted, but it's a butched up, cinema crudpile.

i wish i had a club sandwich with fries and a pepsi

[Nepycros]

Granted, but you're barred from the forum for being too soft.

I wish Graviton Inferno was made into a real card.

[Time_lord_victorius]

granted, but its uber nerfed

i wish i was back alive and not a zombie

[joebob777]

granted, but you come back less than a second before you die again

i wish timelord knew that "Son of Neptune" is a book, not a horrible movie . . . yet, oh and also a cookie

[falconbane]

Granted, but he forgot all about after swiping your cookie.

Wish for Skynet for humans

[Wardead]

Granted, You have to wear an underwear over your clothes all the time now.

I wish for a 

[Wardead]

Granted, now you're a 60 year old video game addict.

I wish for a laptop.

[joebob777]

granted, you're now a 61 year old online-children's-card-game addict

i wish for . . .you know what? suprise me! Yeeah i'm taking that chance.