Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[Nepycros]

Granted, you die of natural causes... 3 weeks from now.

I wish I had something to wish for.

[joebob777]

granted, but seeing as you now have something to wish for, your life's purpose was destroyed when you used your wish

i wish bloons td 5 would come out soon

[Nepycros]

Granted, but now Dim. Shield lasts for 8 turns.

I wish I didn't have something to wish for.

[joebob777]

granted and conglaturatiuons you have created what the 3rd, maybe 4th paradox on this topic? i dont know, the point is you made one

i wish someone on this topic would tell me what Triskaidekaphobia and paraskevidekatriaphobia meant.

[Nepycros]

Granted, but the cup melted due to the heat. Now you just have hot chocolate.

I wish I wasn't making paradoxes.

[joebob777]

granted, but that undoes your last wish meaning you wouldnt have wished for this one, resulting in yet another paradox

i wish someone new that the two words in my other wish meant fear of number 13 and fear of friday the 13th (both mainly caused by friday the 13th series)

[th1s1sr4nd0m]

no one can be bothered to know.

I wish that I could fly without getting killed or injured forever.

[Nadrin]

granted, but you're flying so far away from everyone, you live a long and lonely life never meeting anybody

I wish for living forever, on Earths surface, with living people, peacefully.

[Ekki]

Granted, you'll get older and older, until you will not be able even to move, nor to die

I wish money to be ice cream

[joebob777]

granted but as i dont know or care wheteher money is now ice cream or ice cream is now money, i'll do both, ice cream as money now tastes horrible and since money is so delicious we eat it all causing the worl's economy to plummet faster than ever before

i wish i made as much money as bill gates (15$ a second is what i hear)

[Tom Chunata]

Granted, but you now eat money (ice cream) faster than you make it.

I wish I were omnipotent.
EDIT: changed from i could me omnipotent to i were omnipotent.

[Ekki]

Granted, but as you're not immortal neither omnipresent, you're killed by a ninja assasin.

I wish I was a ninja assasin.