Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[Kamietsu]

Hello ladies and gentlemen,

It's time to play the Corrupt a wish game! Where winners turn into a losers and losers stay where they are at! The game is simply but the possibilities are endless. Simply write your wish, grant any wishes before you, and watch the magic unfold.

In case that isn't good enough, here is a little example:

Minotaur A: I wish for a horse.
Minotaur B: Granted, it's a dead horse. I wish for a bike.
Minotaur C: Granted, but it's only two inches tall. I wish for a soda.

And it just keeps on going. Shall we then? And remember, folks, no double posting! Wait for someone to Corrupt your wish, don't go corrupting your own wish.

I wish I was employed

[DrunkDestroyer]

Granted, you are employed to wait in line at the unemployment benefit cente!

I wish for inspiration

[TheCrazyMango]

granted, i inspire you to become indecisive
i wish for a nymph

[ddevans96]

Granted, but you sell it by mistake.

I wish for Windows Vista to not suck.

[Skydaemon]

Granted, but it becomes obsolete and new hardware can't run it.

I wish for a million dollars!

[WisperingWind]

Granted, but you are too far away from civilization to ever be able to spend it. You die on the way there....

I wish for Infinite Electrum

[TheCrazyMango]

granted, but i ban you for haxxing
i wish for a tourny win

[ddevans96]

Granted, but it's an unofficial tourney.

I wish this thread gets more replies than the last one.

[WisperingWind]

It does, but the moderators ban it for someone's ridiculous ideas (i believe that's possible).....

I wish people could fly.

[thatnewguy]

Granted, but your feet become steel also

I wish for amazing deck building skills

[ddevans96]

Granted, but then he corrupts all of them.

I wish for a pony!

[thatnewguy]

granted, but it gets thunderbolted

i wish for all nymphs