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Fixari · « **Reply #60 on:** June 07, 2010, 01:33:56 am »

Granted, but it disappears before you can eat it.

I wish that there was a penny on the ground.

implosion · « **Reply #61 on:** June 07, 2010, 01:49:48 am »

Granted, but it's on the ground in front of me.

I wish my cat could fly.

falconbane · « **Reply #62 on:** June 10, 2010, 01:50:46 am »

Granted, but so can vicious cat-hating dogs.

I wish mites would go extinct

implosion · « **Reply #63 on:** June 10, 2010, 02:11:47 am »

Granted, but you are blamed and put in jail by mite activist groups.

I wish I had some delicious food.

Fixari · « **Reply #64 on:** June 10, 2010, 02:31:00 am »

Granted, but in an act of generosity, you give it to the homeless.

I wish that I had a hundred bucks.

implosion · « **Reply #65 on:** June 10, 2010, 02:33:56 am »

Granted, but in an act of generosity, you give it to the homeless.

I wish pennies were made out of bismuth.

linkcat · « **Reply #66 on:** June 11, 2010, 11:42:25 pm »

Granted, but so are you.
I wish I had a SoR.

sSethia · « **Reply #67 on:** June 11, 2010, 11:51:04 pm »

Granted, you have a Stupid old Ruler.

I wish I had Powerthirst (

).

Fixari · « **Reply #68 on:** June 12, 2010, 12:11:47 am »

Granted. You had it a while ago without realizing it.

I wish that I had more bubble gum.

implosion · « **Reply #69 on:** June 12, 2010, 12:18:25 am »

Granted, your shoe now has twice as much gum stuck to it as before.

I wish it would snow in the middle of summer.

Fixari · « **Reply #70 on:** June 12, 2010, 12:38:46 am »

Granted, but you're in Antarctica.

I wish that I had a pile of money to give to orphans.

sSethia · « **Reply #71 on:** June 12, 2010, 01:25:51 am »

Granted, but the orphans die, leaving you with no one to give the money to.

I wish my cell phone's screen was fixed.