Corrupt A Wish!

[implosion]

Granted, but it's some random family which just happened to have the surname "Bush" who you've never heard of. If that was the family you were targeting, then I guess my corrupt fails 

I wish cars could fly.

[falconbane]

Granted, but they turn into a fiery crash 5 seconds after take off.

I wish Elements evolves faster.

[918273645]

Granted, but it is to much for the server, and it blows it out.

I wish I won every PVP with an EM.

[falconbane]

Granted, but it only happened in your dream.

I wish capital punishment upon stupidity.

[Fixari]

Granted, but the world falls into disorder due to the stupidity of the politicians.

I wish that I had a bottle of unlimited root beer...Yes, I like root beer that much.

[Wardead]

Granted, it fills your mouth and you can't breathe.

I wish I ruled this forum!

[implosion]

Granted, but you do an awful job and are overthrown.

I wish pigs could fly.

[Wardead]

Granted, but their weight is too much and they fall on you.

I wish I knew how you'd smell afterwards.

[falconbane]

Granted, you face is surgically attached to a 200KG hog's backfoot

I wish for a platter of yellow fin tuna sashimi

[Fixari]

Granted, but by the time you get it, it's illegal to get it.

I wish for a spider.

[implosion]

Granted, but it's a black widow and bites you.

I wish the english alphabet had 27 letters.

[falconbane]

Granted, but the alphabet become blind and lost one of its Is

I wish for a real poutine instead of these slobs that claims to be poutine