Hello ladies and gentlemen,
It's time to play the Corrupt a wish game! Where winners turn into a losers and losers stay where they are at! The game is simply but the possibilities are endless. Simply write your wish, grant any wishes before you, and watch the magic unfold.
In case that isn't good enough, here is a little example:
Poster A: I wish for a horse.
Poster B: Granted, it's a dead horse. I wish for a bike.
Poster C: Granted, but it's only two inches tall. I wish for a soda.
And it just keeps on going. Shall we then? And remember, folks, no double posting! Wait for someone to Corrupt your wish, don't go corrupting your own wish.
I wish for my laptop to be fixed.