Corrupt A Wish!

[Kamietsu]

Hello ladies and gentlemen,

It's time to play the Corrupt a wish game! Where winners turn into a losers and losers stay where they are at! The game is simply but the possibilities are endless. Simply write your wish, grant any wishes before you, and watch the magic unfold.

In case that isn't good enough, here is a little example:

Poster A: I wish for a horse.
Poster B: Granted, it's a dead horse. I wish for a bike.
Poster C: Granted, but it's only two inches tall. I wish for a soda.

And it just keeps on going. Shall we then? And remember, folks, no double posting! Wait for someone to Corrupt your wish, don't go corrupting your own wish.
I wish for my laptop to be fixed.

[Fixari]

Granted, but the doughnut grows legs and starts talking about taking over the world.

I wish that I had a hole in my tooth that isn't caused by any teeth-related diseases.

[implosion]

Granted, but it is caused by a dentist drilling a hole in your tooth claiming that he needed to. Needless to say, it's excruciatingly painful.

I wish for a pet termite that won't eat my house.

[Xoned]

Granted but it eats your neighbours house.

I wish I new why the old corrupt a wih topic was locked.
I really do...

[Scaredgirl]

Granted but it eats your neighbours house.

I wish I new why the old corrupt a wih topic was locked.
I really do...

Topics with 500+ replies will be archived because big topics eat forum resources. It's still there in the Archive if you want to read it.

[Qwandri]

granted, but scaredgirl told you.
i wish for more hours in the day.

[implosion]

Granted, but it affects the length of a day on Mars rather than Earth.

I wish I could walk on . And on for that matter.

[Hobnob5000]

Granted, but you can only do it because you are a ghost. A lonely ghost.

I wish for me to beat the treadmill record at my gym

[sSethia]

Granted, but the treadmill breaks because you went too fast and you fall and break your neck.

I wish I was a False God.

[Fixari]

Granted, but you are the worst false god ever.

I wish that I had some pain relievers...

[Xoned]

Granted, but they are placebos.

I wish someone would thanks SG for answering my question.

[implosion]

Granted, but it won't happen until long after people have forgotten your question even existed.

I wish I for a potato.