Corrupt A Wish!

[sbluen]

After you beat the FGs, you can now change your username to "a new FG". You must have been dying to get a new name for yourself.

Granted, it gets changed to the above. But upon seeing it, you get hypnotized by the text and telepathically commanded to reset your account.

I wish I had 3 lives and could gain more lives by picking them up.

[918273645]

Granted, but the Mafia is everywhere, and there are no more lives.

I wish For the next wish to come.

[finkel]

It does, but it doesn't.

I don't wish.

[jamesdyer680]

You don't get.

I wish I could think of a better 'You get' line

[sbluen]

Granted, but then you get shoved into a vending machine.

I wish to get something out of my insertion.

[lawlmaster09]

granted, but im to lazy to go to an internet anagram service so you'll have to do it yourself.

i wish i was abducted by aliens and then they gave me like.. super powers or something.

[KorabanVII]

Granted, but you can only use your telekinesis within 15 min of eating an orange peel.

I wish I could sleep normally again.

[manaboy100]

You could sleep normally, but suddenly your neighbors starts to burn down the house with you inside

I wish my wish isn't corrupted...

[slovenc555]

Granted, but due to a paradow, a hole is ripped open in the space-time continuum and you get sucked into the void of eternity. That happened to me too, but that doesn't make you awesome.

I wish for a teddy bear.

[lawlmaster09]

granted but the teddy bear says "paradow" and then you laugh your ass off and you die from loss of blood... ow, dam u! >_<

i wish i didnt poop myself

[918273645]

Granted, but you diarhea on yourself.

I wish that the Fallen Elf would switch my role.

[jamesdyer680]

granted,but now you're a civvy with no ability.

I wish vulture ability would start with at least 1 voting point