Corrupt A Wish!

[sbluen]

Granted Zanzero someone steals your idea and designs it first (even if it's spelled wrong, it's a different person then). Then he accuses you of stealing his ideas and causes you to die.

I wish I knew how to spell his name.

[Appawesome]

Granted Zanzero someone steals your idea and designs it first (even if it's spelled wrong, it's a different person then). Then he accuses you of stealing his ideas and causes you to die.

I wish I knew how to spell his name.

Granted, but you get turned into a keyboard.

I wish for a toilet.

[guolin]

Granted, but all the feces and urine are still in there. You don't realize this when you open the lid - the smell makes you faint.

I wish I was the Master of Water without needing to challenge. (all this work can be stressful, you know)

[sbluen]

Granted. Instead you have to go through a guantlet match, duel everyone, and win every round if you want to be the Master of Water. You get a heart attack from the sheer unlikelihood of winning.

I wish I was unobliterable by Obliterator, unpulverizable by Pulverizers, undevourerable by Devourerers, unchargable by Chargers, and unlobotomizable by Lobotomizers

[Glitch]

Granted, but you also have cancer.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[slovenc555]

Granted, but you get flushed because you are a dead fish

I wish for dramatic music

[sbluen]

Granted, but the reason the dramatic music is playing is that you have just insulted a gladiator and he challenges you to a duel to the death.

Granted, but you also have cancer.

I wish I had more space on the playing field for these malignant cancer cells.

[harry959]

Granted, but it overloads your CPU and causes it to overheat.
I wish for all the idiots in the world to just *poof* and go away.

[snowballfr]

Granted, **poof** you go away

I wish to see more European players on elements.

[jpallase]

granted
but you get banned

i wish i could beat the FGs and become a new FG

[sbluen]

Granted, but under 2 conditions. You have to beat them all, and you cannot lose. As in almost impossible.

I wish I could use the mind gates to copy the next poster's strategy.

[lawlmaster09]

granted but it doesn't do any good because you dont have an avatar and... for some reason your username makes me thing of a blue bull with an axe that can stand on its hind legs o.O

i wish your granted was better