Corrupt A Wish!

[TheOwner]

Granted but the government officially issues a Super-Duper-Vegan-Diet of Grass, Lettuce, and Onions.  You now have to choices... die instantly of obesity or eat grass and onions and smell like (badness).

I wish that smells could cancel each other out like Onions+Freshly Baked Bread=No Smell instead of a bad smell that isn't as bad as just onions.

[sbluen]

Granted, but the cancellation produces lots of unstable gas so now you'll have to be extremely careful never to put bread and onions together near any source of .

I wish there was a way to stabilize unstable gas.

[slovenc555]

Granted; once it explodes it's stable.

I insert a dime

[giversgivealot]

Granted; once it explodes it's stable.

I insert a dime

lol this is corrupt a wish not vending machine

[ddevans96]

Granted, you get lots of hate PMs

I wish I had a bowl of tomatoes.

[TheOwner]

Granted, you get a bowl of rotten tomatoes that instantly kill you upon sight.  These are Evil Tomato Onion Monkeys of Death.  Once you die upon seeing them they eat your skull out.

I wish that I got some better stories on The Kingdom of Spam (there good but not perfect)

[sbluen]

Granted, but their quality is judged using a secret method that everyone except you knows and keeps to themselves, causing you to lose every round.

I wish text rpgs were easier to play.

[TheOwner]

Granted but you still don't know how to play them

I wish sbluen knew that I didn't play and knew I was King grandmaster of the world

[sbluen]

Fine. You have better posts but a new software feature give people the ability to keep you from reading them after they rebel.

Granted. I now know that you're King Grandmaster of a world that nobody cares about on the other end of the galaxy. However, I also know that you no longer play the game, not even with the role of King because the people rebelled and the organizer added a new rule allowing rebellion.

I wish for man-eating plants to live and only live in the city that the next poster is living in.

[jamesdyer680]

Granted,but you move in without knowing and I move out,you are now being attacked by man eating plants.

I wish my dad would just give me those new (mtg)cards he just bought instead of it being like a bribe

[slovenc555]

Granted, but he doesn't give you that new computer he was about to.

I wish I could do good things without damaging my soul.

[guolin]

Granted, but you become broke since you gave away all your money.

I wish I could design a game as good as Zanz does.