Corrupt A Wish!

[lawlmaster09]

granted, instead, the topics come alive and suffocate you

i wish to be able to think of a funny awesome signature that i can use and nobody copies it and is originally mine and i dont forget it and then i am awesome like my signature .

[Bender74d]

Granted, Your original just like everyone else

I wish i got payed to do nothing, or at least something i enjoyed.

[lawlmaster09]

granted, you get payed a penny to do nothing... for ever... and ever... and EVER... AND EVER... and... ever.

i wish i like pie.

[Bender74d]

you are now like pie

i wish for you to make a wish that actually comes true

[lawlmaster09]

granted

i wish i had a penny that i lost.

[TheOwner]

Granted but you lost it in your pie and ate it... You are now dead

I wish that I could

[sbluen]

...be dead too? Sure, I'll grant that. You will now die the next time you eat pie.

I wish that onions and any other food would cancel eachother out whenever they come into contact with eachother, and to be immune to the resulting explosions.

[implosion]

Granted. However, you eat an onion and it reacts with the other food in your stomach. The resulting explosion doesn't hurt you, but it does generate a LOT of gas. You burp so much that you are rejected from civilized society.

I wish more people would make creative wishes (like this last one) and creative corrupts (like my corrupt here) instead of things like "I wish."

[TheOwner]

Granted but since every one is original no one is original.  You are now extremely depressed

I wish that the old trick of doubling your money by folding it and putting in your pocket actually work

[lawlmaster09]

granted, but for some reason you keep losing money somewhere!

i wish that pizza doesnt burn the top of my mouth

[TheOwner]

Granted it redirects the heat to the bottom of the pizza and burns your finger tips clean off

I wish that I could think of a creative wish (sorry implosion)

[lawlmaster09]

granted but ill just use a generic corrupt, so you decide to fuhgettabatit (oh yea, im italian, suk it BICHEZ!)

i wish i could think of a creative corrupt