Corrupt A Wish!

[ddevans96]

Granted, your brain explodes from so much info.

I wish lawlmaster09 would stop quoting people on this thread.

[asymmetry]

Granted, he'll start quoting other threads over and over making a quote pyramid like we once had
I wish i had the new album from tool that will be released in the near future

[lawlmaster09]

granted, but you are misunderstood, and are given a tool album(same thing as a tool box) without any tools in it

i wish asymmetry didnt grant that wish, so that i could have i liek granting wishes 


SIXTEH NIEN

[sbluen]

Granted, but after you grant his wish, you get stuck in the same time bubble he was in.

I wish my teacher knew how many digits long the value of pi is and how to get that number of digits so that I can learn it from him.

[harry959]

Granted, But you're 90 years old by the time he finishes telling you.

I wish I had telekinesis.

[implosion]

Granted, but you can't control it and everything around you starts flying everywhere randomly.

I wish I could skip the next 2 weeks.

[melzardust]

Granted, but you dont see me granting it.

I wish zanz would correct the spelling mistake on the readiness card.

[Dm]

granted, but people shoot down the card after they notice the error and before zanz fix it. so the card never appears again..


I wish for a wish, again.

[lawlmaster09]

granted, but now you wish you hadn't

i wish for there to be an awesome 30 minute long tv show that is awesome and isnt boring and i like and that there are new episodes every 30 mins and there are no ads and it has like 99999 seasons

[asymmetry]

Granted, you're strapped in a chair experimenting the "Ludovico Technique" with the best show ever, mixed with some suicidal subliminal messages flashing randomly.

I wish for a room with touch-sensitive oLED walls.

[lawlmaster09]

granted, when you touch a wall you get shot by a dart with poison that doesnt kill, knock you out, or make you numb... it stings like hell

i wish that i didnt have BUTT STINGING DIAHRREAH last night (damn you polish sausage!)

[Dm]

granted, when you touch a wall you get shot by a dart with poison that doesnt kill, knock you out, or make you numb... it stings like hell

i wish that i didnt have BUTT STINGING DIAHRREAH last night (damn you polish sausage!)

I laughed so bad..

anyway..

GRANTED, you just vomited all night long instead...

I wish that you hadn't made a diarrhea wish..