Corrupt A Wish!

[implosion]

Granted, but your account loses its ability to use the spoiler tag.

I wish the element symbols were squares instead of circles.

[melzardust]

granted, your periodic table now makes sense.

I wish i had a pet table.

[snowballfr]

Granted but it has only two legs.

I wish I could write without spelling mistakes.

[melzardust]

Granted, but your average writing speed drops to one word a minute.

I wish i had another cat.

[MaxMilen]

Granted, but you become allergic to cats.

I wish I were better at corrupting wishes.

[melzardust]

Granted, but your brain collapses due to awesomeness overflow.

I wish that all sqares had 18 corners and hair.

[implosion]

Granted, but they come alive and take over your city.

I wish there was something better on tv.

[Korugar]

Granted, but then your definition of "better" changes.

I wish I could think of a wish....

[melzardust]

Granted, but you get banned from the topic.

I wish for myself.

[sbluen]

Granted. You get bent and twisted in such a way that you hold your own body, which doesn't require much since your legs already are part of you.

I wish pasta and antipasta would cancel eachother out.

[implosion]

Granted, but like with matter and antimatter, it causes gigantic explosions.

I wish everyone would make better wishes.

[ddevans96]

Granted, but this thread becomes invisible to you, and you can't see them.

I wish this thread could be put on my gaming site. (Which is under construction XD)