Corrupt A Wish!

[ddevans96]

Granted, but you drink it, and it gets stuck in your throat, and the peanut butter hardens.

I wish I had more electrum coins.

[1chase1997]

Granted, but then your account mysteriously resets like mine did

I wish that my score got to 5k and i became the master of  .

[ddevans96]

Granted, but then you have to take a vacation, like Icybraker.

I wish I was Master of Aether

[1chase1997]

Granted but you die 1 day before war starts.

I wish my parents died

[Takeno_ita]

granted, but all of your spells are of life element.

I wish i could eat something like this:

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[melzardust]

Granted, but it involves eating your pc.

I wish i had money on my appstore account.

[sbluen]

Granted, but whenever you try to buy something with it, the website says that they are experiencing technical difficulties. And whenever you contact Apple customer support, they say that everything works fine for them. Even when you visit them in person, they tell you that they don't know how to help you.

I wish for the world to be a steampunk world.

[theunamed]

Granted, but then theres a Big War between three factions and your stuck with some weird creatures as choices.
Neosteam Ftw!

I wish for another wish.

[Korugar]

Granted, but it's not for you.

I wish I were part of the Mafia game.

[implosion]

Granted, but the virus targeted you instead of Helios. You died on day one before getting to vote.

I wish that the school/work week was only one day long, and the weekend was 6.

[Korugar]

Granted, but only for you. The rest of your friends became so jealous they assassinated you.

I wish I had a cool profile picture.

[ddevans96]

Granted, but other people find it offensive, and you get banned.

I wish that when I did a spoiler, it was blue and red.
LOL