Corrupt A Wish!

[implosion]

Granted, but the donut is too light and has too little to hold an atmosphere, so you suffocate.

I wish the reseeding for round four of the war would happen already.

[melzardust]

Granted, but a bug in the seeding software make all reseedings fail.

I wish.

[sbluen]

The next thing you say will now be interpreted as your wish, granted, and corrupted to our amusement as best as possible.

I wish I had a pet black hole.

[jamesdyer680]

Granted,you are now stringified and sucked into nothingness.

I wish I would get tossed into a dungeon full of spiders,scorpions,snakes and rats.

[implosion]

Granted, and they all bite and sting you - but even the combination of all those toxins isn't quite lethal, and you suffer for days before you succumb to dehydration.

I wish that the first letter of the alphabet was Q.

[sbluen]

Granted, but society soon decides that it's more natural to have the alphabet reversed. So Q is now last in the alphabet.

I wish I could take back what I said earlier.

[melzardust]

Granted, one of your go-goo-ga-gaas from your babyhood have been drawn back.

I wish that i could do t50 on my pc.

[implosion]

Granted, but it's stolen.

I wish that the next poster would wish for a new car.

[sbluen]

Granted, but the next person wishes for you to be run over by the car I wish for.

[melzardust]

Granted, but it breaks down and is unrepairable.

I wish that you didnt fail.

[MaxMilen]

Granted, he never fails; then he decides to fail at something, and the resulting paradox destroys the universe.

I wish I could have my next dozen wishes granted without being corrupted.

[ddevans96]

Granted, but before they are granted, you have to go to Siberia so you can't see them.

I wish I could help with the next War.