Corrupt A Wish!

[melzardust]

Granted, this is a paradox and the universe collapses.

I wish you hadnt taken away the post from me

[jamesdyer680]

Granted,again,the universe collapses because of another paradox.

I wish that my wish won't turn out to be a paradox.

[melzardust]

Granted, it didnt. period.

I wish that the above setence made sense.

[ddevans96]

Granted, but it comes out in Greek.

I wish I was in the War

[deathdealer2222]

granted, you are now cannon fodder

i wish i was in the poorhous with a one million dollar fortune to my name

[figmentofyourimagination]

Granted. Unfortunately, a stay in that particular poorhouse costs a million dollars, so you soon lose your value.

I wish I would get better starting hands when I face certain Gods... Like more than ONE pillar...

[ddevans96]

Granted, you get two.

I wish I had a notebook.

[deathdealer2222]

granted, you get a book with a note on it

i wish i had my money back and an income of a million dollars an hour

[ddevans96]

Granted, but your income gets rerouted to the president

I wish I had a taco.

[Fixari]

Granted, but it's a stamp of a taco.

I wish that I was past this boss.

[deathdealer2222]

granted, but then a meteor kills you

i wish i was the president so i had my income back

[jamesdyer680]

Granted,I now have your income.

I wish I had a machine gun.