Corrupt A Wish!

[melzardust]

Granted, but you go to jail for robbery on Fixari

I wish I had 3 marks

[Essence]

Granted, but they're all on your left cheek, and they're made of acne.


I wish I had more time to play Elements.

[melzardust]

Granted, but you have no coputer to play it on.

I wish i had an official cookie of awesomeness.

[Fixari]

Granted, but I eated it.

I wish that my avatar had more blue.

[melzardust]

Granted, when you click it you get blue screen.

I wish darkness would win the war

[jamesdyer680]

Granted,aether will rule the war.

I wish it isn't this hot.

[figmentofyourimagination]

Wish granted. The sun implodes and crashes down to earth turning everyone into a pile of burning, fleshy, bacon smelling bodies after which everything turns dark and cold.

I wish I wasn't stupid.

[melzardust]

Granted, you are just a complete idiot.

I wish that my deck was more effective against FGs.

[figmentofyourimagination]

Granted, your deck is now able to win against a horde of Fake Goats.

I wish there was a nude hottie somewhere near in my vicinity, THAT actually would want me!

[melzardust]

Granted, but it turns out to be an ostrich

I wish i had more luck on card reels.

[figmentofyourimagination]

Granted, you will win 3 Emerald Pillars in a row.

I wish I knew how an ostrich could be considered a nude hottie....

[Purity_Riot]

Granted, you receive a deep fried, feathered Ostrich!

I wish you wouldn't grant me my wish!