Corrupt A Wish!

[918273645]

Granted, but he now starts yelling like this:

I wish that sbluen gave original riddles

GRANTED, BUT THAT MAKES NO SENSE UNDER OUT THEME OF ELEMENTAL WARFARE!

Obliterator's portal gets opened if you ask us more than 1 question combined or ask one of us anything about the other.

GIVEN MY CLONE IS MY BROTHER. YOU'VE JUST ASKED ONE OF US SOMETHING ABOUT THE OTHER, CAUSING THE PORTAL TO OBLIVION TO OPEN


I WISH OBLITERATOR TO BE PUT BACK IN HIS DIMINSION WITH THE PORTAL CLOSED AGAIN SO THAT A MOR FORTUNATE SOUL CAN HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE

I wish I had a soda right now.

[TheOwner]

Granted but its poisonous Doctor Pepper mixed in with Cream Soda and the pee from your tenth grade Science Lab that you somehow failed.

I wish I could find a really good picture for my profile

[918273645]

Granted but its poisonous Doctor Pepper mixed in with Cream Soda and the pee from your tenth grade Science Lab that you somehow failed.

I wish I could find a really good picture for my profile

XD

Granted, it is a picture of you.  http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mHe7KH56ta0/SVnubGKrwPI/AAAAAAAAEU4/Xs8YX0f4vPo/s400/Blank+Stupid+Person.jpg  

Jusy got my soda, actually. Mmmm, Root beer.

I wish I was the Master of Gravity.

[TheOwner]

Granted but you are overthrown for being inactive and annoying.

I wish I could think of the best starter topic in the world for the Kingdom of Spam

[918273645]

Granted but you are overthrown for being inactive and annoying.

I wish I could think of the best starter topic in the world for the Kingdom of Spam

Granted, but it is on how you couldn't find a starter topic

I wish Mafia Fire Ice would start.

[TheOwner]

Granted but you are overthrown for being inactive and annoying.

I wish I could think of the best starter topic in the world for the Kingdom of Spam

Granted, but it is on how you couldn't find a starter topic

I wish Mafia Fire Ice would start.

I was actually going to use that (Find me an amazing Topic for Round n

Granted but you get killed immediately

I wish that I didn't have to go to bed

[918273645]

Granted, but you have to go to the bed of nails.

I wish someont other than TheOwner replied.

[sbluen]

Granted but its Scaredgirl threatening to ban you for insulting him.

Granted, but now only my identical clone lies and he always lies. We (me and my clone) guard a pair of closed portals. Inside one of them is Obliterator with an enchanted pulverisor, who will destroy everything if a portal gets opened to his dimension. The other portal takes you to a room full of treasure. Obliterator's portal gets opened if you ask us more than 1 question combined or ask one of us anything about the other. You do know that I guard the portal to Obliterator but you cannot tell us apart. Also, we must answer yes or no to a yes-or-no question.

I wish for someone to figure out how to get that treasure.

There were at least 3 ways of doing this.

• Ask one of us, "is 2+2=4" or something similar. If you get a wrong answer, go through the door that that person is guarding. Otherwise choose the other door.
• Wish it out of its room (very risky and difficult though).
• Figure out that you'll have a 50% chance of success by picking randomly.

I wish I knew how to play Kingdom of Spam.

[918273645]

Granted but its Scaredgirl threatening to ban you for insulting him.

Granted, but now only my identical clone lies and he always lies. We (me and my clone) guard a pair of closed portals. Inside one of them is Obliterator with an enchanted pulverisor, who will destroy everything if a portal gets opened to his dimension. The other portal takes you to a room full of treasure. Obliterator's portal gets opened if you ask us more than 1 question combined or ask one of us anything about the other. You do know that I guard the portal to Obliterator but you cannot tell us apart. Also, we must answer yes or no to a yes-or-no question.

I wish for someone to figure out how to get that treasure.

There were at least 3 ways of doing this.

• Ask one of us, "is 2+2=4" or something similar. If you get a wrong answer, go through the door that that person is guarding. Otherwise choose the other door.
• Wish it out of its room (very risky and difficult though).
• Figure out that you'll have a 50% chance of success by picking randomly.

I wish I knew how to play Kingdom of Spam.

Granted, but you get banned by practicing spamming in SG's PM box.

I wish I knew what to wish for

[foyra]

Granted, but by the time you know, its my turn.

I wish I could decide on what Element i wanted to have as my main.

[TheOwner]

Granted but its Scaredgirl threatening to ban you for insulting him.

Granted, but now only my identical clone lies and he always lies. We (me and my clone) guard a pair of closed portals. Inside one of them is Obliterator with an enchanted pulverisor, who will destroy everything if a portal gets opened to his dimension. The other portal takes you to a room full of treasure. Obliterator's portal gets opened if you ask us more than 1 question combined or ask one of us anything about the other. You do know that I guard the portal to Obliterator but you cannot tell us apart. Also, we must answer yes or no to a yes-or-no question.

I wish for someone to figure out how to get that treasure.

There were at least 3 ways of doing this.

• Ask one of us, "is 2+2=4" or something similar. If you get a wrong answer, go through the door that that person is guarding. Otherwise choose the other door.
• Wish it out of its room (very risky and difficult though).
• Figure out that you'll have a 50% chance of success by picking randomly.

I wish I knew how to play Kingdom of Spam.

For insulting who?  Those are all a 50% chance of winning mine was a 100% chance of winning.


Granted but no one else likes your element and your fired for life

I wish for a wish about wishes that involve my next wish on a wish that's about a wish.....

[implosion]

Granted, but nothing actually happens because all of the referred-to wishes were for nothing.

I wish lettuce had more fat per pound than butter.