Corrupt A Wish!

[TheOwner]

Granted but I don't know what to do with Canola Oil so... that brain tumor that you've secretly had for the last 9 years has suddenly become huge you instantly die.... good bye

I wish I knew what to do with Canola Oil

[lawlmaster09]

granted, but you suddenly start thinking about drinking it... and then you drink it... and then you get REALLY sick... cause it was poisonus canola oil from hell.

i wish i knew why you and ratcharmer dont connect-the-dots very well.

[slovenc555]

Granted. but you have to figure it out on your own.

I wish for a cookie, banana, apple and a mutated tomato to marry (tomatoes are all female, you know?!)

[TheOwner]

Granted you become a priest and marry them all to each other they quickly realize your a creepy stalker and kill you in your sleep.

I wish lawlmaster accepted that he's wrong or at least accepted that we disagree with him so he should stop talking.

[slovenc555]

Granted, he accepts that he's wrong but still foesn't shut up.

I wish the sun would be just a little darker (I have a condition that makes me more sensitive to light; not like photos, I need less light to se as well or better as others)

[implosion]

Granted, but now plants don't get enough and can't grow enough. The world enters a huge famine.

I wish I had been born about a half a second before I actually was (no reason).

[TheOwner]

Granted but because of that your mother died because of complications during the surgery... Your dad was so depressed he went on a wild rampage at the family reunion and killed any known family.   You grew up as an orphan in a Foster Home of Evil with my 7th Grade Language Arts teacher a 73 year old bipolar nutcase who beats little kids for fun


I wish we had  4th Member for Team PvP Match Needed message Icecoldbro.  TheOwner and slovenc555 are already on the team

EDIT: I was confused and put in Insert instead of I wish... fixed

[implosion]

this is corrupt a wish granted but you die

I wish TheOwner hadn't done that

[TheOwner]

Granted, but I just reformatted it so that it still has the same message

I wish I would stop getting my ideas mixed up (too many tabs)

[sbluen]

Granted. Your browser no longer has tabs. Also, you can't multitask because your head can only handle one idea at a time now.

I wish for noneternal death.

[TheOwner]

You get a regular death... Until you become a mutant ninja zombie.... To control you the US government puts you in a casket weighs it down with Superheavyitus Stuff so it's impossible to get out.... You are then thrown into a deep pit and eaten by a Giant Squid you know rest in a dead Giant Squid 20,000 feet below the surface.

I wish that the above corruption applied to everyone in the world except for me.

[sbluen]

Granted. Some of those people, which I am among, cleverly opted to be buried with scuba tanks and knew the location of a secret underwater bunker at the bottom of the sea floor. We sawed/dug our way out of the caskets/squid, went inside the bunker, and turned it on. That bunker was powered by geothermal energy and got its oxygen supply from electrolysis of seawater. The people formed an underwater city and built wonderous monuments and feats of technology out of their newfound superheavyitus and tons of superheavyitus glass. Too bad you wished not to a part of this new development.

M wish is already granted.