Corrupt A Wish!

[sbluen]

Granted. You are now a slave to a new branch of the Christan faith and have to put up millions of signs posted on the walls of its church, bearing a pictographic representation of Jesus for an audience to praise.  You have to put them all up carefully, superglue them to the walls, laminate them all, and read the sacred words to them so that they gain the intelligence to count. This is not an unfortunate fate because you get injected with the happiness serum.

I wish for someone to show me how to corrupt this wish even more thoroughly.

[TheOwner]

As the happiness serum begins to where off you begin to enjoy it yourself.  You begin to question your sanity.  You go crazy and see midget men in wedding dresses it raw giant squid.  You wish to eat raw giant squid.  We you cannot find it you settle for human flesh and live in caves coming out once a millennium to eat as many people as you can.

I wish for THAT to be topped

[lawlmaster09]

granted, it is topped with a cherry.

i wish i have a magic table that gives me anything i wish for and that they are not poisonous or exploding (including non-foods)

[TheOwner]

Granted you get a Pump Action Paintball Shotgun (Remington if you were wondering).  The shotgun is pointed down your throat and shot.  Even if the paint wasn't poisonous the gun shot 925 fps, meaning it went through your spine.  As you lay on the floor dead I laugh over you.

I wish lawlmaster09 didn't break the chain of TOP THAT wishes

[lawlmaster09]

granted, TOP THAT.

i wish there was more than like 3 "top that" wishes

[sbluen]

Granted. The granting of his wish becomes a 50,000 page novel that you spend the rest of your life reading.

I wish to become unable to eat onions and only onions.

[foyra]

Granted, but a revoloutionary diet comes out, and using onions in every food, you can reach any weight you want.

I wish, that the elements in the background of the forum were reorganized, instead of having death at the top.

[lawlmaster09]

granted, but its harder than you think to re-organize, and makes the server shut down and the game server too and everybody hates you now

i wish i knew where people play yugioh

[TheOwner]

Granted you now know that nobody plays Yu-Gi-Oh anywhere

I wish people would make longer and more intricate posts

[sbluen]

Granted, the rules change so that now you, me, and scaredgirl are the only people who are able to post in this forum and it gets very lonely in here.

I wish that every major country would declare war on fruitcake and onions.

[TheOwner]

Granted but a magical fairy turns you into fruitcake and onions.

I wish that real life war worked like elements and all they could play were skeletons and I had Entropy / Aether nymphs with an unlimited supply of quantums and I started with 10000000 life

[ddevans96]

Granted, but you deck out.

I wish for a piece of paper covered in canola oil.