Corrupt A Wish!

[TheOwner]

Granted but seeing as its too late to use it you are hereby fired from the forums for being uncreative

I wish that I could find somebody to BL match against while I eat my pepperoni pizza and watch George Lopez

[dragonhuman]

granted but the pizza is poisoned and you die a horrible death

I wish for people to stop ninja-ing me

[TheOwner]

Granted... T-BAGGED

I wish that I could finish my Social Studies paper and still have time to play elements

[lawlmaster09]

granted, but you get an F

i wish i was unfired to the forums

[TheOwner]

Granted you are rehired as a Chinese Debt Slave you get paid -2.00 a day and must work for 19.7 hours each day

I wish that my The Kingdom of Spam (The Game) would be approved (write to Kamietsu)

[lawlmaster09]

granted, but they quickly take it off because it sucks

i wish the computer im on now is faster

[Bender74d]

Granted, your computer sprouts legs and runs out the door, to fast for you to catch it i'm afraid.

I wish for a PB&J...

[lawlmaster09]

granted, you get a Pain in the Butt & it gets Jammed (you have constipation and your butt hurts)

i wish my psp isnt broken

[TheOwner]

Granted but for magically repairing your PSP and not being able to explain it to police you are arrested.  Drugs are then found within your PSP and our sentenced to 12 years for theft, possession of narcotics, and narcotic trafficking

I wish that the above ruling would be for life

[ddevans96]

Granted, but instead it's for you.

I wish for smart peoples and stuff.

[lawlmaster09]

granted, there already there, you're just too stupid to figure it out.

i wish i got more posts for this game

[TheOwner]

Granted but they are remove for foul language.  The non-removed posts remain in the Off-Topic section where nothing counts. MUAHAHAHAHA

I wish for more posts that do count, are not removed, they are praised by all, meet no unfortunate fate, or the poster (me) meet no unfortunate fate